Is it impossible for British people to say ‘Newfoundland’ correctly?
Americans can’t do it very well either, but come now, I expect better from you, U.K.Even Stephen Fry says NewFinLund, and while I am typically inclined to take anything Lord Fry says as truth, I’m sorry, Stephen, but you are wrong.
Here’s a little tip: Understand Newfoundland.
Same inflection, same rhythm, and it should rhyme.Thank you.
If you fear your bookishness is not immediately recognizable, there’s always this necklace from Etsy. Which I, of course, want.
- Holden Caulfield: Hey I just met you
- Holden Caulfield: and this is crazy
- Holden Caulfield: but anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.
- Holden Caulfield: so don't even call me, you're a phony
mandarin is such a pretty language and then there’s cantonese where all it is is yelling and everyone sounds upset
hey now. Mandarin sounds just as angry lol.
cantonese just sounds ghetto looooollll
i kind of want to learn it haha
and then there’s shanghainese which nobody understands, sob
i only know one phrase in shanhainese…nong nuo zi wa ta le!
and i don’t even know if i spelled it right T_____T
At this point all I can talk about in Mandarin is water buffaloes.
Tumblr, you’re not helping…
In 11 hours people will be at my house for lunch. Before then I have to sleep, shower, clean toilet, vacuum, and clean my room.
Also might have to help cook. This is a skill I do not have.

Let’s make Loki smiling the most reblogged gif on Tumblr.
The Internetz made me do it. I know he’s evil but AWWWW WOOK AT HIM AWWWWW IOVGCUSJEROTLUGJRTGOIBLBNUJGMOELN J





